生活大主题曲：The History of Everything
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait.
140亿年前终于爆了炸等着看吧！
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学自然科学 历史揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大开始
Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切都从大开始
It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌我们将不会在那里所以不会觉得疼痛
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们*美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪（我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教或是天文， e百科旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切都从大开始
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐和神话，爱因斯坦和占星术
It all started with the big BANG!
一切都从大开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切都从大开始
化学元素之歌： The Element's Song
Lyrics by Tom Lehrer
Music by Sir Arthur Sullivan
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.
There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.
There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.
There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper,
Tungsten, tin and sodium.
These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered
